Some useful English sayings:
The thing doesn't paint well -> La cosa no pinta bien.
It gives me stick -> Me da palo.
Giving the note -> Dando la nota.
You are of what there isn't -> Eres de lo que no hay.
It gives the same -> Da igual.
As God commands -> Como Dios manda.
Walk that I go thin -> Anda que voy fino.
They gave me the night -> Me dieron la noche.
I'm going to put a cigar into you -> Te voy a meter un puro.
Your antiestéticather dusting is showing -> Se te ve el plumero.
To go of brownish peaks -> Ir de picos pardos.
Don't eat my pot -> No me comas la olla.
We were too few and the grandma gave birth? -> Éramos pocos y parió la abuela.